Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
We just stood on the porch wondering how you managed to puke up a whole piece of bologna
he told me he saved a turtle in the middle of the road.. i told him id be over in ten minutes...i mean he deserves a bj after that.
He waited til after we had sex to tell me he had herpes... Ugh I hate being drunk
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
Even his old football coach jokes about how big it is. I don't want to be alone in a room with him and that monster.
No, I don't just love you because you have big boobs. I just wouldn't visit as often.
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
Puking in the Ritz Carlton bathroom was actually kind of a nice experience
I woke up naked and only wearing cowboy boots, wrapped in a curtain that was still attached to the pole
You know you've been having sex for 9 months when you do Rock Paper Scissors for who has to go on top
I JUST SENT A TOILET SELFIE TO THE WRONG PERSON.
I don't know when he had the time to do it but he dug a hole in our basement like the shawshank redemption
Still fucking the ballerina?
She can put her legs behind her head.
Enough said
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