I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
I finally beat you i just fucked my professor last night!!!\n\n
sry, psychiatrist trumps professor
i've been thru my totinos phase. then after reading the ingredients and nutritional info i almost puked in my mouth. its like having the bastard child of pizza hut and mcdonalds invade your kitchen and start stabbing your digestive system.
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
Seriously... There's something wrong here. I'm drinking vodka to mask the smell of chocolate on my breath before I get home and he finds out. I fucking hate couple dieting...
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
We tried to make ramen in a glass bowl on the stove. They called facilities to pick the glass out of the door
She cried the whole movie and got kicked out for saying "[Santa's beard] looks so soft I wanna stick my dick in it." We're going again next week. Drunk animation majors are the best
My walk of shame was 2 miles of feathers flying off of me, underwear in hand, and a homeless man telling me he'd pray for me. It was gold medal worthy.
I got hella high today and freaked out about life and interest rates
I agree with that homeless guy though, you do need a haircut
Oh yeah, you are a real peach except for shitting uncontrollably and bleeding out of your face.
The guy I slept with in AZ just called and is moving here next week.
You wouldn't eat with utensils. You insisted on making your own spoon out of a bendy straw and staples while singing "I'm a survivor" by Destiny's Child.
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