i messed up with two guys last night...one i pranked and left the phone on..the other one i went crazy on trying to be his girlfriend after four jagermeister shots...
I had sex with billy mayes last night. HE KEPT IN CHARACTER THE WHOLE TIME.
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
I think the puke all over the side of my car actually improves its appearance.
After giving the pizza guy directions you told him to look for the big stupid looking kid outside in purple
They're watching TV in bed. The Golden Girls to be exact. Aaaand I just heard them singing along with the theme song. I love living with gays.
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
We need a bunch of roses, some chocolate, 2 cops, a mariachi band, and a thermometer
I felt guilty, it was so good!
Guilty? Oh great, I give the Jewish mother-in-law of blowjobs.
easter 2014 is on 4/20 THIS IS NOT A DRILL YOUR FAMILY WILL EXPECT YOU TO BE HOME AND SOBER I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A DRILL
We share an apartment, weed and genitals. It's called being practical not in love.
Dude, fate has brought her to your penis.
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
Btw that $18 I gave you to run around outside naked came out of your wallet.
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