Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
we were like drunken butterflies among sober caterpillars,
wanna go with us to feed the ducks bread soaked in vodka?
how could i say no?
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
Theres dried jager, barbecue sauce and frie remnants all over my front seat.
just woke up in my car, in front of the bar. Took me 10 minutes to find my keys which were about 10 yards away in a bush. According to my phone records, I called my ex 14 times last night. Breakfast?
On 3 separate occasions, she grabbed my bullhorn to announce to the entire party she had fucked me.
He yelled "Go Ducks" while he came
you don't go into accounting for the pussy....
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
he rolled over in the morning and told me happy valentines day. i don't even know his first name.
Humming the Indiana Jones theme song as my hand makes its way to his dick.
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
It’s a good thing I’m the only one in the office today. My boy toy stopped by and now there is jiz all over my desk and couch
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