I just woke up in bed with 4 girls. Either i dont remember the best night of my life or they think im gay.
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
Yeah I tried to leave with 3 drinks and the bouncer wouldn't let me, I slammed all 3 right in front of him and football spiked them in the trash can
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
Evidently I told a girl she should leave the bar because no one wanted to fuck her.
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
230 lb girl across the train from me is giving a dude in a kilt a handjob while he sits in her lap
I've had to much cheese to give a fuck about anything. im tired.
Vaguely remember? You pushed George and two other fellas out the way to hug me, screamed gandalf before chugging your beer and smashing the bottle on the floor. I lolled.
Trying not to look at her chest is like trying to not hear a fire engine racing by.
Agreed then we'll really be on our A game tomorrow. And by A I mean alcohol.
That sounds worse than that time you thought out an entire story of how big bird would kill you
Dropped the bowl in the litter box. But it landed face up. What do I do?
I was just drinking but now I'm drinking and chasing with red bull. I call this "getting ready for work"
Relationship goals: we both wore red underwear tonight. Except he won’t know because my bra been off but it’s the thought that counts I guess.
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