I could have mohawked her pubes.
I'm sitting by the window waiting for the sun to go down so that I can start drinking.
drunk taco night MLK would want it this way.
Being the adderall dealer on campus, I feel responsible for everyone graduating.
I got concerned once i realized you weren't there to hear us having sex. See I do worry about you.
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
Tomorrow's thirsty thursday is now sponsored by the three time champion, chemisty failure. celebration starts asap.
Ya he's alive. Apparently he's been drinking Naty and listening to Unbreak My Heart on repeat all day.
We ended not having sex. I didn't want to explain that I was wearing a Unitard because all my socks and underwear were dirty.
I'm hiding in a cabinet. I'm going to stay here.
I'm concerned that this blind man on the bus has a boner right now
I just came so hard my hamstring felt like it was going to tear. I am also now a screamer
I texted him a series of texts in which the first letters of each text spelled out "WE SHOULD HAVE SEX". If that's not dedication to the dick, I don't know what is
I just masturbated to the thought of him straight up talking to me. to us having a conversation. What the hell.
He's completely obsessed with his ex but gives phenomenal head. So overall, yeah, good first date.
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