I'm deleting all the photos of dicks off my phone. This relationship could be serious
I'm eating Doritos that I crushed up n put in a cup so I only have to chill minimally.
Think of it this way, instead of a puppy, we're getting a baby.
I broke my arm trying to do a hand stand in my shower to wash the hate out of my asshole.
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
oh my god. picked the worst day ever to not wear underwear...
I'm just gonna stop you right there because there is, in fact, no such thing.
In the mean time, I'll continue to kick ass at running and become a successful stripper while he might hook up with one average looking girl he met at a club. I so win.
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
I'm going to be drunk and braless all weekend. Let the festivities begin!
I was weirded out when the chunky goth girl and her boyfriend both started eyeing me and wanted to by me a drink.
I feel like I should be having more sex dreams of my boyfriend than his sister..
THEN YOU WILL NOT GET TO SEE MY TITS TONIGHT OR IN THE NEAR FUTURE YOU HEARTLESS BASTARD
I just sent a dick pic to a number on Craigslist, this may be my new low
A friendship for the ages born on how horny we both are
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
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