is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
he also called and said i only cheated on you 8 times but they were all trannies
and someone in the background yelling "one was fat so that counts as one and a half"
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
I think a used vibrator from amazon.com is a great valentines day gift foe my ex.
He had a shameless baby voice when he was talking to my dog. There's no way I'm making it through the night with my clothes on.
dude, no lie, I would make out with you in front of them wearing nothing but a rainbow colored speedo
He tried to convince me that it wasn't really that small and all he had to do was pull back the groin fat. It was still small.
You are going to come home to a suitcase in the fridge. Just go with it.
I got you a "sorry you think I'm pregnant" present
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
At some point he mentioned fried rice and take out... I don't think we know how sexting works
We celebrated our relationship by shotgunning beers on his lawn in our underwear. I may have to marry this man...
I just bought a bottle of lube for my car.
Nothing says "happy birthday" like a negative pregnancy test
your marriage is hazardous to my nightlife
yea, mine too.
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