I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
you tried to do a keg stand and ended up flipping over it and onto the table
i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
Hopefully. Play it cool. Bust out a few jokes. Chew with your mouth closed and show your boobs.
You looked cold, so i decided to make you a blanket out of sticky notes.
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
We don't have a ruler. Come downstairs and lay in the snow with a boner so we can see how much snow we've gotten. Put your 8 inches to a less shameful use.
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
He held the beaver pelt from the fireplace over my crotch and asked his friend "she look familiar now?", he then remembered my name.
I just want to lay in a bed of egg mcmuffins and cry
So is it safe to say that my only objective from last night is to finish this entire jar of peanut butter?
I just want to be like i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
Considering I drank for you last night, do you mind picking up your half of the hangover
eveytime i go to his house my cute clothes always get taken off what's the point of even wearing them there?
Randomize
