I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
We were chasing that deer in the quad and next thing I remember I woke up in my RAs bed. I'm probably in trouble.
took him home. told him i would rock his world. passed out. a for effort f for follow thru
He IMed me 5 times, before my homepage even loaded. This is not gonna work out for me
I had it in my eyebrows, my bangs, under one eye, and across both cheeks. Congratulations on the successful and elusive warpaint cumshot.
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
She's like a pop up book from hell.
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
whatever a "slut portfolio" is, mine is apparently almost complete
He left a trail of vomit straight from our dorm to the bathroom. Looks like we have our identities for the rest of the year.
please bring me a paper towel asap.
I was drinking wine in bed and spilt some on my chest.. And I cautiously guided it into my belly button but now I dont know what to do.
It would just be icing on the fucked up cake we're baking, if he got me pregnant.
We were apparently using marine hand signals to communicate to one another where to meet up in the house to hook up.
Didn't even know I knew marine hand signals.
They finally caught us and banned us forever, but it was worth it because we didn't have to pay for light bulbs for at least 3 years.
So you stole light bulbs, from your favorite bar, and got banned, and you're happy?
Look we couldnt pay for light bulbs and ramen, and you can't eat light bulbs or cook in the dark. Win - win.
I feel like my entire body is ashamed of me today
You're a god amongst men today
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