we ike ciroccccc we love patroneeeee shost shothosthsothosthostsssss veryboyddddyyyy
go home
You ruined his night from a different state? Impressive.
Being college poor has reached a new low. I am giving up on masturbating so i can save money on toilet paper
He's married, a coworker, and a smoker. not sure which personal rule broken i'm most ashamed of...
I found out why we traded puke covered dresses in the bathroom.
Did you spray paint that captain morgan fifth that's in the freezer gold?
I left boob prints on the hood of his car. Something to remember me by.
Omg you had literally better be on fire, drowning, and being crucified all at the same time to be calling me at 7:30 in the goddamn morning.
You broke the end off a wine bottle, ran outside and screamed "FOR NARNIA!!"
I have to shower first, I forgot I peed on my feet last night...
We were all day drunk by 2pm. Now I know why they hate Americans
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
His flight was delayed by two hours though. I just got cock-blocked by clouds :(
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
I'm at home 4 xanax deep watching She's all that.. no I don't want to go out. The couch is eating me.
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