the only thing i knew about you is that u dated jordan and were potentially interested in a threesome
just saw a guy try to order booze in his coffee at 8 am.
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
She told me I was only the second guy she slept with. I told her she was only my second Megan.
2nd night home for break and we had to call the fire department to keep the house from burning down. At this rate I'll be lucky to see you next semester.
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
If I don't throw up the day I graduate i'll feel like the last 4 years and thousands of dollars spent on alcohol will have been wasted.
You are going to be so proud of me, I'm wearing underwear AND tights. That's two layers more than usual between my vagina and the world.
What not to say at an interview: i can wrap the shit out of some food.
Impressive. I've never gotten straight denied and then chased the guy naked out of my own apt. I'll remember that next time.
i liked you for your lack of ambition and abundance of weed
True fear is being unable to remember where you hid your weed and vibrator in your parent's house.
I HAVE DISCOVERED LONDON AND IT FILLS ME WITH JOY
uh...sober saturday NEVER has a good ring to it.
I must be pretty memorable. I was walking past this dude and he goes "There's the Scotch Girl." I have ZERO clue who he is, but I'm definitely the Scotch Girl.
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