I like you better when you drink
I like you better when I drink too
I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
during charades she pointed to herself and you guessed 'girl who wants to fuck me'
Hypothetically speaking, what is the proper response if one gets bitten by a most likely not rabid squirrel? Hypothetically.
I am still STD free so as far as I am concerned I never went to panama.
I'm pregnant.
The fact that this number is not in my contacts is giving me hope it's a wrong number???
I'm going to make "gut the love salmon" a common slang term for sex. Spread the word.
Ladies and gentlemen, the only person I know who would keg stand in pearls and a bow.
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
He's like a computer from 2001 in a 2014 world. It just doesn't work. Lots of glitches.
On a scale from 1-10 how wrong is it to request "I Hit It First" at my ex's wedding reception?
Definite 12.2 but worth it.
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
They have one of those claw machines here... with a dildo in it...
Randomize
