Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Strippers tramp stamp says "mom"
I just had my first experience getting hit on by a guy. It was really awkward, he touched my chest and invited me to a gay bar because "women get drunk and let their guard down at gay bars"
thats actually pretty good logic
we used a swiffer mop as a stripper pole.
how you manage to cockblock me from 500 miles away still baffles me.
im sober
you just pulled your sweatpants out of your bag and thanked them for being alive
we're stoned watching those roller coaster simulators w our hands up screaming on our couch
All inclusive resorts are actually just places that livers go to die.
that bad?
u-n-l-i-m-i-t-e-d. f-r-e-e. t-e-q-u-i-l-a.
Tonights drinking will be celebratory and victorious. Picture the end of The Mighty Ducks set to beer.
I asked him if we were going to get arrested for doing it in the bar parking lot. "Absolutly not" said the guy getting the blow job...
You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on
I should not be able to sum up my life with a taco brand motto...
If i'm not ready, make sure i'm alive. Not passed out dead in the shower.
I'll still do breakfast to celebrate the life you've had.
So technically I made out with my second cousin this weekend... But it's by marriage and I'm adopted, so it's ok.
This is why I love being gay. I could never afford that much birth control.
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