I am a bulletproof tiger!
Haha. Nice, be careful tonight.
I'm gonna have to get my windshield replaced. Is the keg beat?
May i just say it is extremely difficult to pee in a cape
Tell me the dirtiest joke you know
Sarah Palin
god, I love you
the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
he was alternating between taking bites of butter and bagel. he said it was easier than finding a knife
Chasing shots by shotgunning beers is not a good idea.
I wonder if i could put a dildo on my bike seat to encourage me to exercise.
I guarantee that wasn't the first penis someone placed on her forehead.
Serious question...Is it possible to get a DUI on a kayak?
You're asking your pregnant booty call to go to a funeral with you?
Is it frowned upon to puke at Keeneland while you're betting on horses or is it just whatev
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
FUCK the WHO, FUCK cancer, I'm gonna eat fucking bacon.
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
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