nutella sex= disaster
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
i may have reached my "but im high so it's cool" quota for the month.
You skyped me last night to show me the girl passed out on your bed.
I'd rather make snow angels in a pool of elephant shit.than sleep with him.
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
They evidently had to pull his penis out of me while we were passed out on the floor.
Sundays should be dedicated to Girl Scout cookies, sex, and super hero movies.
He was so hammered. He called the cops on the landscapers he thought they were trespassing. 2 were arrested on warrants.
I'm still confused. So he's NOT your cousin by blood, but WAS your cousin, on two separate occasions, by marriage? Still too weird I think...
No, supporting your unemployed boyfriend IS NOT what credit cards are for.
who knew tequila and Christmas cookies would go so well together
He's balder, I'm skinnier. I win. I. Win.
I also don't hate being called a giant sack of cheese. Is that weird?
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