fuck, i never want to drink again I drunk dialed matt last night and broke up with him the second night in a row. FUCK QUADFEST
I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
DDing is such a bittersweet job, just got the entire history of this girls hookup career
Fell in the ditch running from the pizza guy I stole the pizza from. If you are still at my house come find me, pretty sure I need stitches.
you might as well be a hobo. you were covered in pee last night hanging out on the stairs drunk.
right. well we all have our lows.
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
She sucks enough dick that I could make her mouth a legitimate Yelp location.
The only reason I have clothes in my overnight bag is to cover up my sex toys.
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
Uber driver has left leg up on the dash and turn signal on for about a mile, there's Chipotle wrappers on the floor, but she's hot. 5 stars.
I think it may be easier if I stay drunk/high til the wedding. You game?
if being 21 means slamming 99 cent margaritas at 3:00 in the afternoon on a Tuesday then call me Peter Pan IM NEVER GROWING UP
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