if you like me you must not know who I am
Need sex. Gaining weight.
I woke up covered in my own vomit with a pocket full of napkins. I guess I knew I would need them, but was not coherent enough to use them before passing out.
I think I've hugged the toilet more times than I've hugged my own family members.
He got drunk and insisted on licking my eyeball and called it a test of my trust in him.
What color are my eyes?
Ummmm... 34 C?
I tried to get you a girl. They want us to cook breakfast though
Lolll I'll be sleeping
I'm practically buying you a 1 way ticket to pound town.
Let me stew on this while im plucking my nipple hairs and showering.
She fell asleep with me.... We found her pantsless in the dogbed in the morning... Russian foreign exchange students
My dad just bought me a 40. I consider this our peace treaty.
I better not get a vid of you penile helicoptering
I'm the kind of girl who misses her mouth when trying to eat, do you honestly think I'm coordinated enough to wear heels during sex?
as much as I don't like snorting drugs, I would totally be fine with someone doing a line off my ass. that's just a whole new up
I mean, if there was a version of you with a penis, you'd fuck it...right? Like just outta curiosity at least
my god I love twenty year old dicks
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