So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
Buying $100 worth of beef jerkey sounded like a terrific idea last night.
Im so hungover that my 6 year old cousine made me aspirine and coffee out of playdoh...
The Wii Fit is already telling me I'm an alcoholic.
I just past a guy who was biking and double fisting wit glass beer bottles. That is what i call talent
Apparently there was a point in the night that they literally thought he was dead, ass naked on the floor. That bad.
Sorry I dragged you across a parking lot
He picked up a chick with a line about the price of used cars in Sri Lanka and developing economies. Step it up.
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
Did I really drink that whole bottle of Jack Daniels last night?
Heroically.
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
because of daylight savings time I lost an hour of sex with an incredibly hot guy last night. thanks a lot farmers.
Well there's a microwave in my yard now too. I fucking Bruce/Caitlyn Jennered decathloned that bitch.
He put his number in my phone as Steve handsome
You offered him a “Sorry I Blew Your Brother” Blowjob. How does that make it right?
I promised him it would be better than the one I gave his brother which is really nice of me since their actually only half brothers and his brother is cuter
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