You're completely useless in the revolution.
See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
Yep just saw a license plate that read "taint 2" which implies there is a "taint 1". Only in Florida
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
She's Christian and monogamous. Two wammies right there. No amount of convincing will turn that bi for a night.
Just saw my father's penis. Don't know what to say.
Just took a shot out of a used mini planter. Might die from the pesticides, but didnt want whoever took all of my shotglasses to think they won.
I sang Jenna happy bday in the middle of throw up hurls
I'm treating myself to a " uve slept with yet another mr. Wrong" breakfast
Just found out he cheated on me last night. But its Shark Week so I will deal with it next week.
She cheated on me with the same state trooper that wrote me a ticket.
I guess now you have a way to keep your license when you bring that up in court.
Dude, you are the most awesome.
My asshole is basically a geyser at this point. Minus the excitement. Plus blood.
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
i just realized I haven't been laid all summer. So sad. What a waste of a perfectly good vagina.
I'm soaking her vibrators in tabasco and wasabi paste. "furious" is an understatement
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