you still trying to smash that chick?
it's a losing battle and she kinda sucks. been busy with school so not getting midweek drunk - she's nearly unbearable sober
So Delta doesn't take cash. I used my card to buy a drink and asked the attendant if she could leave it open.
I was sleeping on the bathroom floor and thought a wet towel might keep me warm.
If I die I am blaming you for not answering to tell me the proper dosage of horse tranquilizers to take
Me+graduation party+hammered drunk+polish horseshoes in the dark= black eye, crying, pissed, passed out in my dress... How was your weekend?
We couldn't get our shit together to go to the bar, so we're getting drunk and facebook stalking all the girls who have gotten fat since high school. Any names you wanna throw out?
i didnt think "maybe you should take over" was a good thing to say when i couldnt get it up
Picking up hoes with my dad is going to make it a little harder, but ay, if thats how he wants to bond after 23 years, Ill give it a shot
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
only thing in my fruit bowl is 4 champagne corks and a jenga piece . Tuesday.
I've been wearing the same clothes for 3 days and they're covered in franzia
I just wish I had a snapshot of his attempted front flip off the bar. There are some things that are worth getting a life ban for, and the moment of impact with his foot and that lady's face was one of those things.
I spent the entire night stroking his hair. He was cool with it. Never thought a ginger stoner would help me work through my social anxiety but here we are.
When confronted with a choice of going home or fucking the band ALWAYS FUCK THE BAND!!
Woke up, bank account is empty. Sock is still full of blood. Nothing in my pockets but a wireless mic and jenga pieces.
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