The weather is perfect in Seattle right now. Warm enough for girls to not wear bras, but cold enough for me to see them nipping out in the shade.
Oh my god you would drunk register for a marathon.
True story: Just left my solo cup on a cop car. Yesss
we had sex three times last night.. but now im just wet from him crying on my stomach about how much he misses his ex.. awesome
Who has a video camera? i want to look back on this one day and say OH thats why i spent 2 years in jail
This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
You missed out on a serious adventure. Cops were called. We put a chicken in someones house.
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
But youre all cute and shit. Woo that cunt. And by cunt i mean strong independent woman
Your brother's naked in the courtyard again. Just a head's up.
He is currently passed out on his toilet. Point day drinking.
This bowl is so big, I just said out loud, "I'm going to die here" as I blew smoke out the cat door. Merry fucking Christmas.
Do you have Pokemon Go yet? I just caught a Clefairy on my walk of shame and feel way better about myself.
Masterbating to Tolstoy. You?
Beer and Reeses. dinner of champions
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