Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
Oh shit. I just had to lure him into the bedroom so I could take the list of his negative qualities off the fridge so he wouldn't see.
i hope you realize that ur overconfidence only gave me one orgasm out of all the times we had sex. that's like a 1% success rate. u might wanna rethink how amazing you are.
i just made my mom cry by blowing spit bubbles.
dude, I just walked in on your little brother changing clothes...I'm ashamed to say I noticed, but that kid has as MASSIVE cock...
Yeah...we all know. it's the elephant in the room at family gatherings.
that is a frighteningly accurate metaphor for it.
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
she got into med school, i feel dumb for banging her dance major friend
This from the guy I found eating salad out of a pot lid in his boxers on his porch last night.
This is the second time in a week I've woken up with your bra in my bed and I've had to sit and think about how it happened.
IF IT WALKS LIKE A MANWHORE AND QUACKS LIKE A MANWHORE, HE PROBABLY HAS VD.
I did cocaine with my cab driver all night. It was the best date.
I'm in love. Her name is Jamie. She's beautiful. She punched me in the face.
Just peed on the front lawn of the capital building. Great American.
I woke up remembering only that I got pulled over by a cop, then looked over and found that same cop, naked.
I need you to know I’m weirdly very sexually attracted to Charlie Puth now
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