Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
I'm on a mission to free the leash kids. Like liberating the Israelites from Egypt. Only better.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
I picked her up for our first date on a fucking horse. Of course I got a BJ.
beyond obliterated. i recall legitimately trying to use a ballpoint pen as eyeliner.
I am willing to take shots of vanilla extract. That's how this night has been.
not exactly restoring sanity, but he is throwing up on the national mall right now
I just woke up to pictures of every angle of his dick I'll ever need to see.
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
Grad practice is like a live scrapbook of my drunken sexual encounters
Old woman told me I looked like her son and then she started explaining to me how she wanted me to fuck her
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
I'm eating your cookies as payment for having to listen to you. Happy sex
We have a lot of substance abuse to do tomorrow its sleep time
YAS. BRING CRAB.
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