i was so high last night that i actually googled "how to get un high"
if you ask that question again our friendship is over
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
YOU CAN MICROWAVE POPTARTS!?!??!
I just realized that all of my cardio comes from dancing on tables.
I'm sorry for throwing the cheese everywhere, but it wasn't my fault. No one was enforcing disipline so not really my fault for not behaving
they're both probably 7 inches? or 8? I'm shoving a ruler in my mouth trying to figure it out
I'm just a little drunk right now and I have to work at 3
Omg sara
I ran out of milk and it's hot and I was thirsty
I can't turn my head to the left, I'm pissing out of my ass, and my finger went through the toilet paper today... I need you.
I FOUND AN AUSTRALIAN THEY CALL VOMMING 'RAINBOW SNEEZING' I'M NEVER LETTING HIM LEAVE EVER
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
The last thing I remember about last night was guzzling white zinfandel out of the box and eating cheese. And I was thinking OH YOU FANCY HUHHH
I've decided to become a librarian so I can drunkenly quote The Mummy and have it be legit.
Xanax and full house Tuesday is now Percocet Sunday
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
I need a fucking roommate.
You need a fucking babysitter.
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