i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
Think about all of the events that have led to this: me sitting in the back of my classroom drinking beer out of a taco bell cup, telling the teacher I have to leave early to go to an AA meeting.
I think id rather eat ped egg shavings.
if I could go back to kindergarten and not fuck up my life, I so would.
DONT TAKE THE KEG OUT OF THE HOT TUB I NEED A PICTURE OF ME DOING A KEG STAND ON IT
sorry i couldnt make it to your birthday last night. i admit i chose being a whore over you.
Only mom could turn an abortion day into a shopping day
He was hiding behind my bedroom door. at noon. Wearing a t shirt. And a condom. Not attractive.
Puked in the trees at home depot, I told everyone it was fertilizeerr
It's like an R Kelly music video in here. Only a matter of time before someone pisses on someone
His arresting officer when they were busting up the squat party recognized him from the anti-drone protest. He was like Jesus kid, you were sober last time.
What part of drinking with my mom makes you think i'd get naked
All of it
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
Please don't think I'm weird for texting you this at 12:08 am but I just found another picture on the Internet where I think you can see his dick through whatever he's wearing
Nxt time we drink that much, we'll have to hide the crayons. Crayola-ing a mural on the living room wall wasnt the brightest idea, but it sure is classy. Right?
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