I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
I would kick you in the vagina but I'm afraid I would lose my shoe.
white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
I hope you get used to having plenty of sperm because you're never gonna get any.
my sister just canceled her nose job because she thought it would hurt too much
It'll hurt less than being alone
when I woke up she was standing in the living room with a bottle of scotch because she is "allergic to hangovers"
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
A kid in my class brought a George Foreman and cooked food mid lecture. When the prof found out, all the kid did was ask if he wanted some.
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
he got all sad that i was going to fuck his roommate, so i just asked him if it would make him feel better if I let him motor boat me. i am such a saint.
The fact that you're allowing Santa to dry hump your ass is sort of a dealbreaker
I CAN'T FUCK HIM OUTSIDE. THAT'S FOR PEASANTS. HE'S TOO FAMOUS FOR THAT.
You blacked out at 9:30 and insisted on sleeping in the hallway after you chugged an entire pitcher of beer. I guess the Jell-O shots were stronger than we thought...
Let's be honest, I'm cooking chicken nuggets in my Helm jersey and underwear who has their life more together than me?
You're only young once, and once you get old, you either regret all the sex you had, or you regret not having enough.
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