just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
Dude stop singing. Your life is not an episode of fucking glee
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
I'm drinking red wine & feeding anchovies to the dog. I'm really not picky about what kinda of company I'm in.
So it looks like you may be an uncle real soon. Don't ask how I feel about it and don't text me back.
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
I'm going to have to start sleeping with my keys taped to my stomach.
Things I can say. There is a photo of me pouring whipped cream into a midgets mouth.
It feels like my uterus is trying to crawl out of my ass wearing cleats. And yourself?
I am not betting on the failure of any friend that is not you.
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
I woke up to the sound of him repeatedly tapping out SOS in Morse Code using his hard cock.
Dude. I've never been with a guy who just wanted to go down on me all the time including while I'm shooting zombies on call of duty. My life is complete.
Was your wine and cheese snap taken from the toilet?
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