You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
its simple. when his lips are on my clitoris i want to marry him. when they are speaking i want to kill him.
Um, yeah. You lit my birthday candles with a joint. Mom= not happy.
I would like to apologize for asking to take advantage of you, wishing you a horny Hanukkah and whatever "abd ethw prnym to mzbe yur penis cna be friends" means.
I demand visitation hours with the duck.
I'm skyping with my parents and reading Cosmo articles on giving great head. I'm on a roller coaster that only goes up, baby.
well this is gonna sound really bad but we were fooling around on sandra's electrical wheelchair
One day her vagina is just going to shrivel up and seal itself with it's self preservation mechanism
I had a dream last night that I used a condom when I had sex. That's how I knew it was a dream
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
Have you ever been so high that you felt like corduroy? I'm at that level.
I can't trust your balls anymore.
The cashier looked at my basket, looked at me and said "That's a lot of wine." I looked at her and said "Mother in law." She nodded approvingly.
I took out a life ins. policy Thursday. It's okay I can die in Nashville now.
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