That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
You kept calling me your small dog last night.
so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
I said make yourselves at home, not to put a used condom on my ceiling fan.
she said 'i love fried rice', threw a condom at me and passed out naked.
This girl brought half a watermelon to class. I want to be on her level.
That's what you get for fucking someone nicknamed "wiggle worm"
He got arrested in front of the church last night. Looks like we need to find a new location for the wedding.
I think I sprained my soul last night
If you don't sing me a lullaby then I'll just take shots till I pass out
I don't question myself. That's what I have you for.
I'm honored.
He's just been a dick since he set his face on fire. I just wanted to eat a fucking hot dog.
My mom just asked if I wanted a mimosa when I got out of the bath.
I think everything's gonna be okay.
Well... Chad blew off half of his hand last night. We were able to find most of it.
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