Wow so 15 missed calls, a vm AND a text saying come downstairs? ...And where is downstairs? Explain.
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
I can make a handprint turkey for extra credit in history. I feel like the word college should be in quotes on the school letterhead.
I'm fucking him on the second date. I don't give a fuck what Patti Stanger says.
You probably havent been upstairs if you think that the microwave missing its door is bad
Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
i think i have weasels eating my brain. Also there is a skeleton staring at me from the back of the bathroom door. it's an awkward vomit. come find me please
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
It sucks laughing and vomiting at the same time, trust me. I kind of remember
Was just messaged by someone in a Power Ranger suit on OkCupid... Figured you would approve
How did I get the fat lip, while puking I may or may not have sneezed... Wacking my face into the toilet bowl...
You kept yelling stranger danger at Nick because he was talking to that girl you didn't like. Your not invited ever again.
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
I miss you.
Yeah, I don't want to have sex.
Lets just say the phase, What a dick, has a whole new meaning at the urinals.
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