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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
It doesn't matter if he doesn't speak English because I speak the international language of blowies.
My main thought on the Olympics: I need LESS cowbell.
she just announced that once she was paid to deep throat a light saber with a mint flavored condom on it. i'm speechless.
I'm not being over dramatic, but I think my heart is going to stop beating.
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
So aparently telling your roommate you're going to spoon them so hard in the public place of their employment is inappropriate
I hear sloppy seconds go great with fried rice
Curdled. you forgot that word. It was a curdled buttery nipple shot.
I ran into his family and they made me a ham sandwich and I asked if they wanted to come streaking. I felt they deserved the invite.
I just made some sangria and taking a roadie on my stroller walk around the hood! Parenting at its finest
Well, I sent nudes with an Elmo t shirt on the floor... so there's that.
Donated a pint of blood at 6 and pub crawl started at 7. Thank your lucky stars I'm still alive today.
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
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