so explain again why im purple
no
Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
I will return your cat, I saw a mouse in my apt last night and your door was unlocked, it seemed really practical
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
He wasn't lying when he said he was immune to pepperspray. He pretended it burned for like 12 seconds and told the cops he was kidding he was alright. We'll be there soon.
ive penciled you in for a day of excessive drinking
I think I used my NERF gun during sexual roleplay. Need to re-evaluate my life choices.
I'd say it's his fault for never running us through proper protocol for "catching your RA in the middle of him banging some girl"
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
Is it completely inappropriate to base my morning after pill purchase on if they sell coffee or not?
It's 4/20 and I spent the morning in the gym and am working later tonight. I don't even have any weed. Why am I adult-ing again?
He was watching porn and riding a stationary bike in the living room
You gotta come over now. He is eating cupcakes while they are still in the foil.
I accidentally stubbed my dick
What does that even mean?
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