East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
When we made out her lip\nose ring fell out in my mouth. Awkward?
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
Thank god the bicycalist i hit was on drugs
Dude just walked down the street literally wearing nothing but a small box around his waist carrying a case of beer. I want to live here for the rest of my life.
every single time I see a picture of the two of them on facebook, I want to just call her and scream "your boyfriend said I give the best head on the east coast". But I've been told that would be inappropriate.
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
Now you know my pain. Live with it. Own it. Recognize it. Cause its like shitting napalm.
I don't know if you've ever seen a group of 20 year olds reenact a rectal prolapse, but 'majestic' isn't really the word I'd use...
The other night he asked if I had a condom and I said I had an IUD. and he goes OMG A BOMB?
I just rolled a blunt and took my bra off. I'm not going anywhere.
Update: his apartment is apparently in the campus Christian community center. The fact that I fucked him on the couch in the lobby is officially my crowning life achievement.
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