Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
I would dunk an oreo in her breast milk
what kind of morning-after breakfast implies 'thanks for the sex, but i'm not gonna call you ever again'?
something must definitely be wrong with me if i'm chasing after a guy who cant even get it up
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
He came in my nose, then said it would help clear my sinuses.
I pretty much threw up on him while he slept, I had one task today which was to wash the sheets that I threw up on and I turned them pink. I would leave me if I could
Mandatory 420 Adventure Time.
This is why we're friends.
Look, I'm just saying... paying ur respects to the neighbors who had a death in the family with food u steal from the neighbors having the cookout may result in a negative karma situation.
A reason for us to be drunk all week National Singles Week
Last night you found an onion ring in your fries and then you started singing "A Moment like this"
Just skate-of-shamed, shirtless, with a bucket or margaritas. Good luck beating that one.
There's no discreet way to sneak a cucumber into the shower lol
We had sex on the bear rug. He said "you, me and the bear. This is bear-idise"
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
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