think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
I'm on the bus going to class. And a cop just rolled by and I got nervous because I didn't have my seatbelt on. I have to stop smoking so much weed.
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
literally have a bruise on my forehead from being over the toilet all night.
no i do not regret standing at the wendys drive thu handing the employees mardi gra beads to get free chicken nuggets
Next time he asks to wax your nipple while you're passed out I promise I'll be sober enough to intervene.
Its like a match made in avoid-eachother-because-we're-antisocial-and-awkward heaven
I just blocked a guy on grindr for having a little dick. See? I do have standards.
I have chafed skin from the handy she gave me. I told her that and she said return the favor when it heals. I'm in love.
Got with someone dressed up as Allen from the hangover so that's where I'm at in life
I've orgasmed so many times tonight I think I've become enlightened
A guy who takes a plate of chicken tenders away from us is not to be trusted or slept with
Is there a nice, calm way of telling your friend/housemate/former lover/person who does not reciprocate your feelings that your period is late?
I just bought a bottle of dried bees on Etsy. I am the wrong person to talk you out of this.
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