i just lost my virginity over my 3 hour lunch break..
u hav a 3 hour lunch break?!
i like how the length of my lunch break is the thing that phases u
After he came inside me, he made us hold hands and pray that I wasn't pregnant.
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
Dude. It just hit me for a second time. My thumbs are huge and moving very quickly. Like stampeding buffalo...
You're doing that 'overestimating how much I care' thing again.
I feel like I was dropped out of a helicopter. Through the propeller.
But once you explained how to fill cupcakes with semen I realize you were harmless and right on my level.
I woke up naked under desk at her apt once during my freshman year. I should have known that friendship was of a different breed...
So, seriously. How does it feel to know that you're riding a cock that was in kindergarten when you were going to prom?
I have a high opinion of you, you smash bitches. Respect.
Which one of you drunk assholes put a parental lock on my cable box last night? More importantly, what's the pin? I'm missing the UK game.
idk how I feel so profoundly understood by someone whose latest tweet is "labia majora's mask." but I do.
Yeah he drove 30 minutes at 3 AM to come fuck me in my neighbors treehouse
please don't forget about the bread in the toilet i am absolutely not dealing with that
Slowly dying because of my period and my phone is mocking me because I have 69% battery
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