You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
My poor mother should have just stuffed me back up her vagina when she had the chance.
My friend and I just coined a new term. OBJ. The obligatory blow job. You totally know what I'm talking about.
Like if he goes down on you first, or you just don't want to bone him yet. OBJ.
I'm mentally preparing my vagina for this semester. It's fucking welcome week. I'm going to be talking to her all night.
you might as well be a hobo. you were covered in pee last night hanging out on the stairs drunk.
right. well we all have our lows.
Trying to take a shit right now to the beat of the fuckin drumcircle outside... It's not goin well
He stopped mid-sex to read the subtitles on a Korean movie we had playing in the background.
We lost power at midnight which freaked out my roomate and friends. The power came back on 30 minutes later. We are now at the bar having "the rapture came and we were left behind" shots
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
she fell asleep in a torn bush after playing cards at a nursing home.
Did you really eat 10 ice cream cones today?
It was tough but I powered through it.
Every morning should start with 2 orgasms and a shoulder massage
woke up. showered n got ready. had sex. and was still 15 minutes early to work... its gonna be a good day!
Hey, thanks for helping me this morning
Always a pleasure to feed you bread as your body lay crumpled on the floor.
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