Apparently having him hold an open book in front of me while i'm blowing him doesn't count as studying...
gay flight attendant. racoons. kegels. bartender with missing teeth. too many birthdays. fucckk.
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
wine lets you be on time to class apparently
This is a dangerous realization
Because of him my new motto is "Keep calm and fuck a guy with a beard". Yes, I am serious.
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
second roommate of the year to get clamydia. go life.
Btw. Being a stripper for a week without anyone knowing to pay off my school loan is no longer in my agenda.
Just to clarify, I'm still tripping balls
On an unrelated note, I've come up with a theory of everything
I should not be allowed to be in possession of a fifth and a phone at the same time.
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
i'm in a very strange mood rn i'm listening to bruno mars??? am i ok????
No way man ... This is real life. Complete sentences and everything.
I peed on his bed and he still likes me. #keeper
Leave it to my mom and I to turn the hearing into a drinking game.
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