fuck, i never want to drink again I drunk dialed matt last night and broke up with him the second night in a row. FUCK QUADFEST
During sex he started singing that song in Forgetting Sarah Marshall--"Inside of You"--by Russell Brand
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
she tried giving me head in the pool. it was more entertaining than pleasurable
If you've never yelled, "fuck you ray Lewis" in front of your 87 year old grandfather you haven't lived
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
I wish I was there to have sex with you on the plane to lessen your anxiety.
That's the nicest thing anyone has over said to you.
And after peeing my pants waiting outside for him, i proceeded to drop down and roll in the nearest puddle to pretend like i just ate shit when he arrived
I was just at home taking Vicodin for a week straight. Talk about a vacation.
He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.
I also told the pizza delivery guy that he smelled good. I must be ovulating.
You're such a good friend. You send me pictures of your boobs when I'm sad. I will always appreciate that.
I just gargled with NyQuil
Well, I got drunk and told my family about what I expected sexually after a good first date.
Omg I just smoked and it was the end so I basically got resin and death, my throat feels like the twilight vampire description of their thirst for blood
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