Are you okay?
Don't worry. Self-respect preserved. My speech was Grey's quality... I made him cry.
i feel like even strangers are annoyed with me because of how drunk i was last night
Tipsy and thinking of you. Talk tomorrow. My alliteration is awesome.
I am totally the chick from Intervention who barfs up wine and then re-eats it.
Pretty sure I went to the bar in my bathing suit, sweat pants, and high heels.
just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
since i'm not going, you must continue my tradition of flashing every person there.
not good my parents heard a big thud and found me passed out in the bathrrom abt an hr ago. hit my head arm and side. dont remember. real talk.
I will kill you in such a brutal way if you ever de-pants me again on the dance floor it will make the stock market ticker
just saw a guy snowshoeing to the liqour store
was it you?
...yes
he said "be careful" then handed me a cheezit...
What's dad's email?
askmom@cause.idk
Some guy is in my phone as Pat McAwesome.
He used the term 'cock-staggering' in an email. So needless to say things are going pretty well.
I just bought a handle of tequila and a breakfast burrito. I might be out of money for the weekend, but at least I have the necessities covered.
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