don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
who are you and why are you in my phone as dr. seuss
She told me she was a cowboys fan... I told her it was a waste of a perfect set of tits
Just made everyone at my party download the vuvuzela app for iPhone, the neighbors absolutely HATE us
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
Would it be in bad taste to ask Marky Mark to sign the vibrator I named after him?
And by hung out you mean you were in my bed for 5 minutes while your penis was in my mouth.
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
Like, he's a nice guy. But he's better at fingering than he is at speaking.
No no no no no no.... That's my emergency bottle for when I realize I've hit rock bottom
him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
He pretended his dick was a samurai sword and that he was slaying me with it is it bad I still wanted him to fuck me
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
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