Should you consider yourself out of control when everyone at the party is cheering you on while you're puking, and on the last heave you act like you're rolling dice right before the finale???
To put it in a frame of reference with which you're familiar, it was like making out with a golden retriever.
Scored tix to flower show. Do we want to go drunk on Saturday or hungover on Sunday? Only two options.
I brought his matress to the living room we're laying on it listening to rick james drinking vodka
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
Are we doing anything tonight after class for Valentine's Day or just being lazy and having sex?
If you expect me to say anything other than 'lazy and sex' you're crazzzzy!
Yeah, this dress is irreparably whorey. I've resigned myself to being a family scandal.
I don't like sad things. I do like drinking though
No piss test, hell yeah
FALSE ALARM. PISS TEST. I NEED YOUR PISS.
As soon as I got there, you appeared out of no where, yelled "they're giving away free cigarettes!" in my face and then disappeared and I didn't see you the rest of the night.
I've never had sex with me but I assume there are worse ways to be woken up.
The quality of my porn watching experience has significantly declined. Thanks shattered iphone screen
He bedazzled a shirt for me that said "best head giver" should I be thankful for the gift or concerned that he has a bedazzler?
So, I found your eyebrow, someone glued it in between my eyebrows so I looked like I had a unibrow when I went to work...
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
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