I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
it wasn't sex, it was awkward naked time.
then the nurse gave me a bag with my personal belongings: phone, wallet. jacket, keys and a BTB burrito
He was really drunk and I dared him to jump the swimming pool on his bike. Sadly he couldn't. Hey did you know a testicle can burst?
when i got home i made myself toast with butter & put pasta on it. I know this cause it's all over my bed.
We have sex, then we talk about foreign policy. Its a win-win.
I think shooting the BMW with the bow and arrow is when our group became the evening's antagonist
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
i was giving head the other day and thought of your all penis tastes the same quote and couldnt stop laughing
I just learned how to imitate a trains smokestack. The downside is it makes you look like you ate cocaine. The upside is YOU LOOK LIKE A TRAIN
Can we fangirl? Can we have fangirl Tuesdays?
Sure lol what's that?
Oh, dear, sweet Laura. Please start singing A Whole New World. I have Aladdin's part, you're Jasmine.
Why?
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Side note, from now on any snap chat I get that isn't interesting enough... Is getting a dick in response. Judge your snaps accordingly
I hate you so much right now. You got us kicked out of my favorite bar because your drunk ass was hogging the Bluetooth jukebox and would play NOTHING but that goddamn skeleton song. IT'S NOT EVEN OCTOBER YET.
Spopky scrzy skeletonssz
You mowed a straight line through three yards because you were, and I fucking quote, "In the zone." I think they know.
Remind me to tell you: When threeways go awry, my MLK weekend story.
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