i just broke my key off in the door of my house because the engine wasnt starting
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
We should have parties more often. I ended up with 90 beers and someone cleaned my toilet.
It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
From?
Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
I woke up at 6 on his trampoline wearing only a parka.
Had a speaker in class today. She asked whats the first question when you see someone pregnant. I said whos the father? She was looking for "is it a boy or a girl?"
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
The only thing that was weird was that it WASN'T weird when she got out of the shower and saw me blowing him.
the number of desperate girls at the gym right now is unfair. it would be cruel not to let one blow me.
That doesn't mean I'm a slut. Unless McFlurries are involved.
I will rub McFlurries all over you.
That number that I thought was that dude's number...was actually my district manager's number. Fuckkkk.
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
We made a pact to go to the nursing home together... that way we could stay high till the bitter end. Do you not remember?
Knowing there are different types of spiders in different countries and regions makes me never want to travel.
The fact that I’m not married yet means there are millions of lucky girls out there who have dodged a bullet
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