So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
So he handed us the weed then asked us if we needed any papers. And she goes "i dont know what that means, do we need to sign something?"
He asked if I wanted to leave my bra on while we were doing it from behind bc he read somewhere that all that pounding can be painful for big breasts. THAT thoughtful.
I want to spend time with you, and by time, I mean real time. Not your dick in my mouth time.
im looking at burger kings website. there isnt one anywhere close to where we were last night. i think it was sent from heaven
My vibrator challenges you to a duel.
Dude i don't know we had to beg the bouncer to let us in because you were bleeding everywhere and he saw you run into a dumpster
You used up your allotted blow job minutes for the month of April last night anyways
I can't wait for the day Google doesn't remind me that I got arrested for having 3 shots called 'frog cum' lined up in front of me.
Seriously-without actually meaning the statement for it's words- that made me want to put a baby in you.
Come out Saturday. It's for my lesbian daughter from the future birthday.
I'm taking tokes in the bath tub, come if you want, I'm naked and you have to bring chicken nuggets or else you can't come in
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
You kept sayin "its alright, I'm pre-med" to everything we said. EVERYTHING.
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