matt is drinking blue powerade and it looks like he has hypothermia. i can't take this kid anywhere.
woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
angela screamed across the room SHES A CHAMP when i told the pharmacist plan b doesnt make me throw up
i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
she bought me drinks at the bar, made me pizza at her place, gave me head, and then drove me home...i think i might propose
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
he wrote me a grocery list while i was passed out. every other item was gin. it went on for 4 pages.
Ill give you a 4 hour blow job if you make my nephew go to bed.
YOU ARE SO GOD DAMN LOUD AND YOU'RE SHAKING THE GOD DAMN HOUSE. FUCKING STOP.
You give an incredible blow job. I wanted to make sure you know it was appreciated
That’s true love. If they recognize a chocolate mold of your anus.
I'm like a great zombie Jesus.
We've been here for 9 days, so of course I am high at my in-laws' house.
Just got high with dad
Correction: more high. He's sharing gummy bears with me.
Randomize
