I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
and apparently i was drunk enough to follow up with "I'd let me touch your boobs" ... not my best line.
Is it a bad thing I remember to take my birth control when I stumble across guys I've had sex with on facebook?
Peed on my phone. Dried it out in oven. Technology is both a plus and a minus.
she peed on how many people?
My motherly instincts are overcoming my slutty ones
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
I just spent 5 minutes saying how beautiful you are and you come back with dont get fat cause you have weird nipples.
I ended up in th ER yelling my height weight and age
Quick I need a sexy way to say "suck your balls"
I'm still questioning who dropped me off last night. So successful wedding?
He told us a story about a time his 80 year old uncle karate chopped a dick in a glory hole.
I gotta stop fucking the bouncers. We are running out of bars to go to.
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