It was like a little tadpole swimming in the big ocean.
I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
I would say a second date is not looking likely, I acciedentally bit his penis. it's still bleeding 43 minutes later.
He then proceeded to tell me about his enlarged lymph nodes, his"severe" case of blue balls.
The kid next to me is typing a powerpoint presentation.. title: Reasons to Wear a Condom, subtitle: The Ian Story
The first slide was titled: You Could Get a Girl Pregnant.
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
The bartender asked if I wanted a to-go cup for my crown and coke.....I just realized I'm back in Montana and fuck did I miss home.
I thought turtle was a code word for weed until he pulled out a baby turtle from his pocket and said "$20 for a turtle"
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
We were supposed to hurry because the restaurant closed at 9. I ended up giving him a blow job so we had to eat at Arby's instead.
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
I woke up naked wrapped in a wolf blanket on the bathroom floor
Just because my bed is easier to get to doesn't mean it's okay to fuck in.
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
Randomize
