...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
I almost puked on my graduation application. perfect.
i pretended i was deaf and got a girl to come home with me
$150 bar tab covered by these tits. That's now the going rate. Keeping my bra on during sex unless i see the Benjamins.
Just FYI, I'm breaking up with my boyfriend tonight and you need to be on call to be my first rebound bang
The best part is every argument that she makes from here on out will be refuted by "Oh hey remember that time you shit yourself wearing someone else's sweatpants at a frat party?"
GO AHEAD, BITCH, GLARE AT MY WAFFLE ONE MORE TIME. I WILL FUCK YOU UP.
Well she described you as a "Sex-Viking", which seemed to be only slightly related to the red beard. So things are looking good!
"Wine night with the girls" turned into me having to set an alarm in the bathtub this morning...
Nick's drunk off his ass and Kyle just Texted me and all he said was "butt pirates from space".
How is someone going to pee on the floor two days in a row? Fuck this place.
You kept licking my face. You said you were making sure I was real.
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
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