guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
You called in. Quitter. You stayed at home naked drinking again didnt you.
It's all good. The CSI guy came and I played the theme song while he in was in our place. The cops even laughed.
Believe me. As soon as the boss man is out the door. I am on my way to wow your vagina with my horse-like attributes.
We had a deepthroating contest with breadsticks at Olive Garden
There's nothing worse than carrying your fairy crown and wings home wearing fishnets
Did he ask you why you were in his back yard Sunday night?
I'm beginning to think the entirety of my appeal is due to the size of my ass.
im just laying in bed, eating, getting fat, enjoying eating and getting fat, thinking about how i will probably have to get a fat boyfriend.
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
Pretty much just farted directly in a baby's mouth on the subway
Me my naked body. You bring the paints. I expect to be a panther by game time Sunday.
What do I get.
Panthers win you get to fuck the paint off me.
just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
He was calculating the number of ceiling tiles when I was on top it was fucking rain man.
I’m gonna stop you right there. The last time you had a “brilliant” idea, I woke up to my kitchen covered in flour and a javelin through my tv.
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