Like all of my pajamas are shirts of guys I shacked with in college
I think I just saw someone hide a body.
Do I have a sign around my neck that says "SWM desperately seeking ultra-plus-size woman that likes everything I do"? I swear they're organized
No, but you do have a sign around your neck that says "Free cupcakes."
The Mets? Come back? That'd be like Nickelback writing a good song.
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
there is laundry and salad ALL OVER my car, i need context
Apparently riding the dog like its a small horse is frowned upon in this establishment
He's reached the drunk point where he's trying to convince the family to buy falcons as pets. Can't wait to see how my steak turns out
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
I'm getting a collar when he gets back in to town! That's like the bdsm equivalent of getting his class ring!
SHUN THE NONBELIEVERS. THUS SAYS THE NIPPLE LORD
It's national "dress up your pet day" come over. Drugs and dressed up cats..it's the shit dreams are made of.
For the first time in my life, I may be the most normal person in the room.
Update: I am definitely the most normal person in this room. And the least tattooed.
currently working on a look that screams, "I'm dead inside, but still trying to enjoy the ride"
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